According to that old proverb, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. What they didn’t say was that scorned women multiply that fury by about 5,000 when they strap on rollerskates. Hell looks like a daycare centre for kittens in comparison.

We dared to get close enough to London’s premier roller derby heroes – London Brawling – to snare two tickets to their forthcoming clash at Earls Court – the fearsome sounding ‘Anarchy: Euro Crash‘ on April 28th.

Now, We’ve put those tickets in a bag with some sweet Roadrunner Records and London Roller Girls goodies so one of you lucky folks can win it all!

You can get all kinds of info about the clash at the official London Roller Girls website here… But make sure you fill out your details to enter this contest first! Click here to enter the competition.